My only regret is having regrets.

funsubstance: Together forever
conveys: strained-love: impulses: Read it once through, then without the brackets, then only the brackets.  (It took such a long time to write though) this is so freaking amazing omg. i’m officially a trendsetter
stereolights: It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips